So, you've determined answering life's biggest questions doesn't require the existence of a creator, and you make jokes about God to piss off or shock religious people. Sound relatable?
If this describes you and you're unhappy enough to be reading this, try the following:
Go kneel somewhere private and say, "Dear God, I'll be honest. I don't think you exist and religion seems like crazy nonsense to me. Even so, I'm sorry for saying disrespectful things about you. Please don't be mad at me. Thank you."