Stop buying snake oil

Social networking ads are working overtime to convince you that you're unhealthy.

You are, but it's not because you aren't drinking mushroom powder, taking shots of olive oil, or mixing creatine with your morning coffee.

You're unhealthy because you spend all your time on the internet arguing with people, masturbating, and diagnosing yourself with rare diseases.

Go outside. Feel the sunlight. Get stuff done.